KIB 0002: Funny Little Creature

Danger: Neutral

Permissions: Field

KIB 0002 is a Funny Little Creature. Everyone Loves KIB002, and he always seems to run around the compound, making weird noises and getting into mischief. KIB0002 is a small green animal-like blob that stands at around 2'4" – 2'8" and weighs approximately 70-80 lbs. Obtaining an accurate measurement of KIB0002 is nearly impossible due to its squirming nature when held. KIB0002 is to be given Class D Rations and can be offered Class C if they do not break anything that week. KIB0002 allows a set of wooden blocks in his chamber and a toy truck that he uses to deliver the blocks to the other KIBs.

January 5th 2125

John Strange:

Despite being harmless, under no circumstances should KIB0002 be given a firearm. Seriously, guys, I know whoever did it will never confess, but he punched three holes into the walls of his cage. KIB0002 was convinced to return the weapon in exchange for chicken nuggets.

If KIB0002 is given another firearm, his danger level will immediately be lifted to "personnel," and he will be handled at that level.